You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm having to shit out rocks
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