That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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