you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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