he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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