so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
