I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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