shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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