Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ugly people sure do ruin things
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.