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• (415): View more from California

  I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.

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• (845): View more from New York

  No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.

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