I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
