Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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