Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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