I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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