She's JV to your varsity
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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