Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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