Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i think i have herpe
just one?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You were trust falling into bushes
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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