walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Terrible idea I love it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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