How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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