C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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