Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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