Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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