what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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