My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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