also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
