Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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