in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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