Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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