This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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