that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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