Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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