i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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