JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
your penis
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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