You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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