Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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