Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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