Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think people are normalizing furries
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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