Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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