so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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