You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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