were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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