thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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