We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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