it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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