HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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