All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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