i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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