I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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