He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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