You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize