so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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