Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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