Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Randomize
